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Fellow Sex Gods and other lesser mortals… let me first begin by apologizing for the unforgivable lapse in not updating the blog in such a long time. Lemme give you the reason….as one of the ardent followers of the blog pointed out in the ‘Confession Box’, we happen to be not only the most fertile brains in the country but we also happen to be continuously inundated with calls from femmes throwing themselves at our feet and begging us to gratify their smoldering volcanic hot lusts. They supplicate us to sow our seeds in them and make them holy and being the ever obliging knight errant, none of us can say ever NO to the sex starving femmes. This is the main reason for not updating the blog and it doesn’t happen to be that we are just plain lazy bums who just shag, eat, shag, sleep and shag again as pointed out by some sleazy tabloids.

But the most important thing of all…please bow your heads in silent reverence for a departed soul…a martyr who fought a good fight and whose name will be written in the echelons of LOL history in golden words…men, I mourn the demise of a great warrior…Vijaysimha Reddy or Chinka as we LOLians know him as. Every great war, every great cause demands some sacrifices and Chinka made the ultimate sacrifice when he took the decision to march bravely into the enemy camp. He has decided to take the war to the enemy camp….yes, my men…he has decided to get married.

Lemme start by giving you a general update…life has thrown a few ‘surprise’ bombs at me as life is wont to do even to the most intelligent amongst us. Have you ever felt that you were standing at the edge of a railway track and you see a train passing before you at breakneck speeds and you are just dazed and stupefied looking at the high speed resolution pictures? What would you expect your thoughts to be if every passenger in every carriage was you? How would you feel if you saw your life playing out itself in front of your very eyes and all you can do is scream your head with impotent fury while being completely stupefied at your helplessness? It’s almost like you get handpicked out of a billion participants to be the lucky guy whose prize is one night of wild oral sex with Pamela Anderson and you discover that Pam Lee had a dick growing up as a kid. It’s a sad joke but I had to crack one before I dragged myself into a morass of self pity and this is the best that I could do. This pretty much sums up my life in the last 14 months.

Well…lemme give you some more dope on my life…General ‘life’ has been happening in my life with some ass pounding work thrown in liberal doses by my sporting, opportunistic, blatantly capitalistic, sadistic bosses at my work place (By the way, I’ve to confess that I am working my butt off to be a boss myself. Did you just say ‘Best of Luck’?...Thanks a lot). As usual, the enemy camp has been trying deviously and sneakily to break the ‘Brotherhood of SexGods’ by sending lusciously beautiful Delilahs with bright silky satin skin, creamy lips and wild curls but my brethren…Lose not either ‘heart’ or ‘hard on’ coz the Sex Gods have triumphed. We stand like the Norse Gods, in triumph, at the gates of Valhalla. About nine or ten months back, one such Delilah entered my life. She has been sneaked into my life by the enemy camp to prove that the Founding President of the Knights is also not above the charms of a syrupy sweet, devilishly charming wild curled woman. But me being as cunning as BlackAdder who happened to be as cunning as a fox that has just been appointed as the Professor of Cunning at the Cunninglus University, I knew from the beginning that she was from the enemy camp and I did a very cunninglus…oops cunning thing…I promptly fell in love with her just to throw her off the track. Damn cunning it was of me, I must confess. I generally went about proclaiming my undying love for her and that I would die for her just so that she wouldn’t suspect that I suspect her to be a suspicious character from the enemy camp. I thought about for long and came up with the devious idea of marrying her and bring her into our fold so that we can cock a finger at the enemy camp and show that we are above the charms of vile seductresses. She was promptly taken aback at my vile plan....she screamed, cursed and and decided to scoot as fast as Bugs Bunny runs when Elmer is after it with a battle tank. I once again patted myself on my back and marveled at my intelligence. Another enemy plan thwarted….another soul saved from eternal damnation. Even though I gloated and bloated thinking about my cunning plan, I must confess that this was the first time that I felt sorry for the enemy. There is a little pain somewhere…..like a cork stuck in my throat….

To put it shortly...my whole life is like a Jewish porno movie....10% sex and 90% guilt...

But my men….the chronicles of LOL will start again with renewed focus…keep watching this space for more ….

- TAMPEE