Meat, PETA and Nudity...


I am a strict non-veggie. I don't let any grass make my food impure...I mean I do eat potatoes, beans and other stuff but I need to have non-veg definitely in every meal or snack that I have. I have absolutely no problem with vegetarians, I personally think they are delicious...the ones that bug me are the ones that won't eat at a table with people gobbling chunks of blood dripping meat...these Mickeys who think they are the suave and sophisticated coz they have only salad, milk and cheese (btw, since when is milk and cheese veggie food. I never saw a milk pool or a cheese tree in my life...did ya?). Another completely inaccurate and stupid observation that I have come across (as I always do) is that it is predominantly humans with pussies (yes....I have a flair for doing / saying things that attract attention :)) who are vegans.

I remember sitting at a dinner table and having meat after having prayed for the poor lil lamb's soul when this hot lil thing with big udders comes and sits across and makes a 'Yeoowww' sound and says 'How can you be so mean and eat animals?" I had my mouth full of tender lamb meat and I don't think she understood my reply coz it came out garbled but my answer to her was this, " Hey Big hooters Chiquita, even you would have been a hard core non-vegetarian if you had tasted my meat just once" :))) I don't think the blonde understood, good for me coz her boyfriend Jimmy Fuckface was sitting right there a lil drunk and in a combative mood.

Is it true that vegans are much more relaxed and gentler compared to non-vegans? At least one vegan told me this while asking me to go easy on the chicks, he thought I was having way too much pussy....neways, if they are so gentle and so kicked up in life becoz of getting all the nutrients through green grass, how come I came across these comments left by a few vegans with anger management problems on a website which had posted a few jokes on vegans...chk the comments out...

1. Why can't you make carnivore jokes and leaves us alone!!!!
2. yeh right i am a vegetarian and this site is a load of bollocks! U people suck that bumper sticker that sed 'save a cow, eat a vegetarian' woz gay!!!!! [Thanks for being homophobic, too] i hate u people u can’t accept peoples beliefs!!!!go 2 hell!!! lotz of love and kisses salxxx
3. you say vegetarians are blah blah blah! we can't help that we made the smarter choice while you stuff your face and hopefully die a slow and painful death. the more and more you talk the faster you'll die. this however is for anyone who's been talkin' junk! I'll see you all in HELL! [um, doesn't that imply that you'll be there too?]
4. i just want to say that all your jokes are f**ckin lame. go get a hobby, please! there is nothing funny about joking about eating the flesh of a slaughtered animal. you people make me sick. i hope you choke on your own words. meat is murder. A.L.F bitch and you best be believing f**kface!
5. This is really stupid. Stop making shit out of people with hearts You have the WORST fucking jokes on your shitty website. THEY ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID!
6. What is so wrong with people that want animal rights? You need to get a life... Animal rights....whoa...someone really needs to get a life here)
7. F**k you guys. It's not that controversial of an issue. Some people like eating carcass, while on the other hand, some don't. get over it.
8. I think you idiots dont know what y'all are talking about... I am a vegetarian and I didn't find any of these jokes funny! The real joke is is that someone let y'all come and humiliate yourselves. The joke is on y'all!

Since these angry vegans were not exactly making a very good case for eating grass and not exactly coming across apostles of peace, they came up with this brilliantly brilliant organization called PETA (People for the ethical treatment of animals) to convince non-vegans to give up their violent behaviors towards animals and to start directing their anger only towards other stupid humans with feelings. To be honest, animal lovers have been around much longer than the original PETA (People for the ethical treatment of animals), that's why they have formed their own new and improved PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). Motto: We love animals - let's exchange recipes!

Neways...as I was saying PETA has contributed to the civilization more than the Renaissance movement or the Reformation. If renaissance and reformation were responsible for opening up people's hearts and minds towards embracing the new and the unknown and ushered in an age of knowledge out of the dark middle ages, PETA has done much more...it has brought busty, beautiful, sexy, lusty NUDE women out into the open...PETA brought those women to your bedrooms, bathrooms. These ads are fantastic as print ads coz you can take the magazine into the potty and either you can crap and have an intellectual masturbation by reading the economic news or you can have an actual masturbation by cumming all over the magazine. Did ya guys see all those PETA ads with Pamela Anderson, Traci Bingham and a host of other celebrity sluts with lengthy and brilliantly designed essential pieces of clothing like say....a hanky covering their titties and pussies at the same time. Brilliant...absofuckinlutely brilliant pieces of art....

Check out this link for some really good ads....

http://www.peta.org/feat/pinup/desktop.html

Btw...PETA announced on Friday in a press release from the Gwanza Lion Preserve in Kenya the start of their new environmental program to convert lions from meat eaters to vegans. When asked to comment on how the lions found the animal activists, local Preserve Director Hotswala Goniff responded "Delicious."

P.S: Some of my best friends are vegans and they are damn neat buggers and I don't think it has anything to do with the fact of they being vegans. But neways, I was just in a mean mood...I seem to be getting meaner these days, I just wake up in a really crappy mood everyday these days. No offense meant to any living or dead vegan