Girls, Bugs and other Degenerate Forms of Life...

Calvin is one of those prodigies, inspite of living life vicariously, who has realized very early in life about the frailties and infirmities of the weaker sex. But the ossum thing about Calvin is that he empathizes with them which shows deep wisdom and great strength of character. I bow to thee…O great enlightened one

Well, some of the quotes by Calvin about the weaker sex are as follows:

Girls and Bugs -- I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.
-- Calvin
Girls Go On Living -- It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if you are a girl, what would make you go on living?
-- Calvin